Good morning, Friends!
At school, yesterday morning, I tried to inject a little humor into the classroom by expounding on what I felt was the raison d'etre behind teacher's pet project: the use of handkerchiefs througout history. Scowling enormously, Mr. Doakes felt there had been both a sizeable infringement upon his authority and an encroachment upon his dignity; he did forthwith eject me from class and said never to return . . .
I cried hugely into my hankie. . . .
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